So there I was, surrounded by all manner of foul beasts. And me with nothing but my trusty herring and my gloriously fashionable helmet (you don't even want to know what happened to the rest of my outfit). I could sense them creeping closer, waiting for me to make one false move. They were ready to pounce, huge nasty fangs dripping with anticipation.
And then it happened, they charged.
I was able to glimpse their form now, savage beasts all. Some were small fluffy ducklings and others were wide-eyed cuddly kittens. There was no hope for me. It was to be my doom. But, at that point where all was seemingly lost, a band of strange Knights arrived and said one word in unison. A resounding chorus that froze all beasts in their tracks. This word, once thought only to be told in legend, was mastered by these brave and noble Knights. This word, simple in it's nature soon drove all beasts away, fleeing in terror. I was just frozen, unable to move.
Finally, I asked the strangers who they were. They replied, "We are The Knights Who Say Ni! Do you know where we put our bathroom?"